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Bob Lester. Born March 27th 1966 in Tacoma Washington. Moved to Alaska on April 1st 1990. Yes it's true April fools day was my first official day in Anchorage.

In the last eleven, going on twelve years, in Alaska I have gone from a bright eyed 24 year old kid, to a blood shot eyed 28 year old, back to a clear eyed 35 year old. I am married with children, two boys..uh my wife is a girl, the two boys are my kids. I also have some fish, I don't really know why we have these fish, they don't do anything, we never really acknowledge them, if there was one great mystery in my life at the moment, it would be why we have these fish. As a matter of fact, if you would like to have these fish, let me know. I'm pretty sure I could get rid of them, and nobody would ever notice.

I hope you all enjoy this web site, and if you have any suggestions on how to make it better, why don't you go build your own f***ing web site! I love you all, especially the people that hate our show, and all that we represent, because without those people I wouldn't have the inner joy of knowing that somebody doesn't like me. Oh, and one more thing..some people have accused us of being sexist, racist and homophobic. That is utterly ridiculous, some of my best friends are broads, and wops, and fags.