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Bear Pictures
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IMAGINE WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS AND COMING ACROSS A BEAR 12'6" TALL, 1600 LBS! This 17 foot, 3000 pound bear was killed in the living room of General Theodore Winnen, while he was snacking on Freetos and Corn pops. There was a 20 minute hand to paw combat fight that finished with the cobra clutch that brought the bear to his knees. This picture was taken after the bear had one too many Bloody Marys and he spilled the drink on himself.
During the wrestling event, CEO Theodore Winnen gets the bear in his patented triple suplex, while the Dudleys threw them both through a table. " CAAANNN YOUUU SMELL'LL'LL what Ron Popeil is COOKIN"
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